Soccer Funny Quotes

Inspirational Soccer Funny Quotes for Athletes

In his life, a man can change wives, political parties or religions but he cannot change his favourite soccer team.

- Eduardo Hughes Galeano
7
Some people tell me that we professional players are soccer slaves. Well, if this is slavery, give me a life sentence.

- Sir Robert “Bobby” Charlton
5
In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.

- Nelson Falcão Rodrigues
2
He had an eternity to play that ball… but he took too long over it.

- Martin Tyler,
2
I'm attracted to soccer's capacity for beauty. When well played, the game is a dance with a ball.

- Eduardo Galeano
1
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic
1
I'm as happy as I can be, but I've been happier.

- Ugo Ehiogu
1
Football's not like an electric light - you can't just flick the button and change from slow to quick.

- John Greig
1
He is a goal scorer, not a natural born one - not yet. That takes time.

- Glenn Hoddle
1
And that's Aston Villa's first league goal since their last one.

- Elton Welsby
1
Football is the ballet of the masses.

- Dmitri Dmitriyevich Shostakovich
6
In football, everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team.

- Jean-Paul Charles Aymard Sartre
3
If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.

- Arsene Wenger
2
A football team is like a beautiful woman. When you do not tell her, she forgets she is beautiful.

- Arsène Wenger
1
In Europe, it's different – you eat soccer, you breathe soccer, you drink soccer. Everything is about soccer.

- Thomas Dooley
1
Well Kerry, you're 19 and you're a lot older than a lot of people younger than yourself.

- Mike Gray.
1
The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.

- Terry Butcher.
1
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars … the rest I just squandered.

- George Best
1
An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal.

- Dave Bassett,
1
At last England have appointed a manager who speaks English better than the players.

- Brian Howard Clough
1