Hockey Funny Quotes

Inspirational Hockey Funny Quotes for Athletes

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

- Doug Larson
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Red ice sells hockey tickets.

- Bob Stewart
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All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

- Gordie Howe
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How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

- Jacques Plante
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Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

- Unknown
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Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game.

- Chico Resch
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

- Rodney Dangerfield
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The top three worst things I've seen in hockey? The invention of the trap. The invention of the morning skate. And the invention of the extremely ugly uniform.

- Brett Hull
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I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

- Sarah Palin
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Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

- Unknown
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When Hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there too.

- Unknown
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You're not really a hockey player until you've lost a few teeth.

- Bill Gadsb
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