Golf Funny Quotes

Inspirational Golf Funny Quotes for Athletes

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.

- Paul Harvey
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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

- Jack Lemmon
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To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's game: It's called an eraser.

- Arnold Palmer
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

- Dave Barry
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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.

- Hank Aaron
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

- Jack Benny
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A routine is not a routine if you have to think about it.

- Davis Love Jr.
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The most important shot in golf is the next one.

- Ben Hogan
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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

- Tiger Woods
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

- Bob Hope
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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

- G.K. Chesterton
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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 50 years and I still haven't the slightest idea of how to play.

- Gary Player
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The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.

- H. G. Wells
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