Football Funny Quotes

Inspirational Football Funny Quotes for Athletes

Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.

- Peyton Manning
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Tell Ray to put the eyeliner, the lipstick and the high heels away. I'm not saying he's a cross-dresser, that's just what I heard.

- Shannon Sharpe
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I've been big ever since I was little.

- William ‘The Refrigerator’ Perry
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Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

- Joe Theismann
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Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

- Don Shula
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If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I'll know I died in good health.

- Bum Phillips
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We're going to start with the injury report, obviously. Manning, Clark, Addai, Reggie Wayne, Freeney, Mathis, Brackett — all those guys will not play. Oh, hold up. That was my wish list for Santa Claus.

- Rex Ryan
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The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.

- Spider Lockhart
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He is the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference.

- Steve Owen
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I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing.

- Deacon Jones
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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

- Terry Bradshaw
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Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn.

- John McKay
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Well, we've determined that we can't win at home and we can't win on the road. What we need is a neutral site.

- John Mc Kay
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We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're just not a very good football team right now.

- Bruce Coslet
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I'm travelling to all 51 States to see who can stop 85.

- Chad Ochocinco/Johnson
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If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year?

- Duane Thomas
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Most of my clichés aren't original.

- Chuck Knox
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The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

- Jim Mc Mahon
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The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

- Phyliss Diller
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You don't have to win it; just don't lose it.

- Linebacker Ray Lewis
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